In Soviet Russia

In Soviet Russia jokes are the subject of much debate on Robitron at the moment as tests of chatbot grammar handling. For instance:

In America, you watch television. In Soviet Union, television watches you.

In America, you check books out of library. In Soviet Union, library checks you out.

In California, you can always find a party. In Russia, The Party can always find you.

Invented by Yakov Smirnoff apparently.