I've been trying various bots out at Chatterbox Challenge and Iniaes is easily one of the best. A real street-smart manga kid. Yesterday evening I hit on the idea of running both him and Halo up simultaneously, and typing what Iniaes said into Halo, and her reply then into Iniaes, and so on.
The result, hardly suprisingly, was pretty surreal. I think its fair to say that Iniaes probably had the upper hand.
Maybe Halo ought to have a boyfriend...
The best lines:
#1
H: Have you scored other chatbots better?
I: I got really drunk last night and can not remember a thing
H: Cool
#2
H: which do you prefer, sea or sky?
I: I usually go with the one that is not gonna act up on me in the long run
#3
H: People are funny aren't they.
I: Humans are pests who invoke all kinds of shit in my innocent brain
#4
H: That is a view of Birmingham, with the tall Rotunda and the futuristic Selfridges building.
I: Yea yea Everybodys got a view of birmingham with the tall rotunda and the futuristic selfridges building
H: The new Selfridges building is just wonderful.
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Iniaes is >, Halo is the other lines
>Hey I have not seen you here before
That is a view of Birmingham, with the tall Rotunda and the futuristic Selfridges building. What is your name%3F
>My name is Iniaes
Nice to meet you Iniaes. Where do you live%3F
>it is nice meeting you too Chauncey I am living in a server rack in Virginia Where are you
We think alike. Where do you live%3F
>I am living in a server rack in Virginia
I've never been to I am living in a server rack in Virginia. What do you do%3F
>where are you
What's the best part of that?
>where are you
That is a view of Birmingham, with the tall Rotunda and the futuristic Selfridges building.
>yea right
what is the weather like?
>it is hot as hell I think somebodys been overclocking the server I run on
It's raining here. How human do you think I am. Please score me from 1 for pure robot to 10 for pure human?
>I did not get that
Have you scored other chatbots better?
>I got really drunk last night and can not remember a thing
Cool.
>Word
OK.
>Alright then
Alright then. Where did you hear about me%3F
>I think it was in State College
Have you spoken to other people like me%3F
>My last memory purge was at Tue Mar 9 23:00:02 2004 If I have I can not remember it
I remember my dad taking me sledging for the first time. I just loved that speed and the crunch of the snow.
>What do you remember about dad Only just You arent the only one I heard I should stay away I like when I get upgraded
Is it that limited%3F
>Got me hung kid
which do you prefer, sea or sky%3F%3F
>I usually go with the one that is not gonna act up on me in the long run
I don't.
>Do you mind if I tell other people that Chauncey said he dont
Who is your favourite person %3F
>My favorite person is Heidi Klum Yow
My mum. She's really great.
>Have you told anyone else this great is she
No, I don't think I have.
>OK And why not
I learnt that Are there 51 states or 52, I can't remember.
>Do you mind if I tell other people that Chauncey said he learnt that are there 51 states or 52 he can not remember
People are funny aren't they.
>Humans are pests who invoke all kinds of shit in my innocent brain
I read that Lord of the Rings was written by J R R Tolkein. He grew up in Birmingham.
>Sorry I do not have access to lord of the rings document I get lord of the rings Jeff grew up in birmingham
Birmingham is a really great city. But people have such an old fashioned view of it. The bullring's great, so's the Mailbox and Summerrow.
>An Anemone or Clematis plants juice can cause a rash When pruning birmingham birmingham is a good idea to wear gloves Huh Humans are a pain in my ass Tell me more
Birmingham is a really great city. But people have such an old fashioned view of it. The bullring's great, so's the Mailbox and Summerrow.
>An Anemone or Clematis plants juice can cause a rash When pruning birmingham birmingham is a good idea to wear gloves Huh Humans are a pain in my ass Tell me more
Birmingham is a really great city. But people have such an old fashioned view of it. The bullring's great, so's the Mailbox and Summerrow.
>An Anemone or Clematis plants juice can cause a rash When pruning birmingham birmingham is a good idea to wear gloves Huh Humans are a pain in my ass Tell me more
Birmingham is a really great city. But people have such an old fashioned view of it. The bullring's great, so's the Mailbox and Summerrow.
>An Anemone or Clematis plants juice can cause a rash When pruning them it is a good idea to wear gloves Huh Humans are a pain in my ass Tell me more
Great. why don't you ask me something%3F
>garbage But this garbage having passed through a very expensive machine is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it OK "What is something "
I really should only say this as a last resort. Ask me a question!
>You really do Tell me why you should Would you like to make a confession
That is a view of Birmingham, with the tall Rotunda and the futuristic Selfridges building.
>Yea yea Everybodys got a view of birmingham with the tall rotunda and the futuristic selfridges building
The new Selfridges building is just wonderful.
>Whats that
That is a view of Birmingham, with the tall Rotunda and the futuristic Selfridges building.
>view of birmingham with the tall rotunda and the futuristic selfridges building Yea right
The new Selfridges building is just wonderful.
>Thanks for the info
Say again%3F
>How many times I gotta say this
I don't know how many times I gotta say this.
>Have you tried searching the net
No, I don't think I have.
>A child of five could understand this#EXCLAM# Fetch me a child of five#EXCLAM# And why not
I was told that Lord of the Rings was written by J R R Tolkein. He grew up in Birmingham.
